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  • Saturday, March 29, 2008

    5 Ways to deal with Mas AFTER he is caught.


    1. Tattoo "Terrorist" across his forehead for easier recognition. (ok, i know SG govt will never do that.)

    2. Embed a GPS-tracking chip into his head so that next time he runs, we just need to track the bloody chip.

    3. The ancient way. Cuff his leg to a freaking cannon ball so that he will not run far!

    4. Cuff his neck with an extend loudspeaker on top of his head, which is re-chargable by kinetic energy, that will wail the following lines "I AM MAS SELAMAT." every minute once he steps out of the detention centre.

    5. And oh..... let's add a fireworks thingee on top of the loudspeaker. So that when he escapes, police will just have to press a button, triggering the fireworks to be set off and everyone will know where he is.


    Hee =D

    8:08 AM

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    omg. Isomnia (i think i typed wrongly, did i?)



    It's definitely not time to blog.


    Decide to do some re-posting, some stuff i posted.
    Haha..

    Easier for me to read. And trying to protect my IP.

    -----

    It's been so long since Mas Selamat escaped....

    Think we can make a movie about him already......



    So am starting a really bo-liao thread. (dun mind me...but i am -_-'' as to why he is still not found)

    Movies/Dramas about Mas Selamat:

    1. Toilet Break (original name "Prison Break")
    A story of how a prisoner escaped the toilet.

    2. Jumper Junior (original movie "Jumper")
    A story depicting how a man managed to jump out of prison premises.

    3. One Leg Limping (original local movie "One Leg Kicking")
    A story on a man's journey, on how he fulfilled his wish of limping out of prison despite having a limp on one leg.

    4. The Limp Years (original name "The Leap Years")
    Need i say.
    And this movie is that it has the most touching rain scene ___ has ever seen. 1000 officers encircling along a forested area and with the rain pouring down.

    5. Seeking Jumper Selamat (original movie "Saving Private Ryan")
    A story on the search of a jumper.

    6. Around the Island in 21 days (original name "Around the World in 80 days")
    Title says it all.


    7. CastAway (original name " Cast Away" by Tom Hanks)

    Added this in cos i saw a new photo of Mas Selamat, released by police.
    Lol.....They photoshopped him with lotsa beard (cos they assumed he didn't shaved). Sorry....can't find the photo online though...=\

    And the story is that he has been stranded by civilisation for so long that he starts hallucinating...... and he picks up a durian and decides to name it as "wilson".


    8. Movie title: Catch Mas if You Can (original name " Catch Me if u can")

    A story about the chief of police trying to outsmart Mas Selamat.

    9. Survivor: Singapore (original show "Survivor")

    A bunch of police is dumped on the island, and this time, the rules have changed. All they have to do is to search for the hidden immunity idol in order not to be booted out....

    Except this time,

    Mas Selamat is the hidden immunity idol.


    lol.

    8:02 AM

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    Wednesday, March 19, 2008

    Bummer....

    I can't sleep.

    After random surfing *coughs* on this forum, I came across a thread on "Dawn Yang". Am not really interested in her (after for some reason, I can't seem to access her website (http://www.dawnyang.com). Maybe my computer is just too slow or she is over-loaded with photos..

    OR


    God forbids me to view her. =p

    So anyway, the topic was revolving about whether she had any form of plastic surgery operated on her. Did she?

    (am not about to voice my opinions here and get sued. =p)

    So anyway, I guess, the moral of the story is, next time you want to do plastic surgery, get it done in Thailand. So that there's no way somebody is gonna run throught the records and spill on you that you had plastic surgery. =D After all the chances of a Singaporean working in a Thai plastic surgery clinic is like...... u know the stats. lol

    hehe.

    sidenote: and oh. For some freaking reason, Dawn's nose reminds me of somebody. I am hoping she did not do anything like erm. ... Dawn did. ~_^ *keeping fingers crossed*


    And oh... How can I drift from my original topic and blog abt Dawn Yang? *slaps self*

    KK.

    The real topic that caught my attention was this buddy complaining that pretty girls are rare. And his definition of pretty is someone who is naturally pretty, without layers of makeup on and of course, without any man-made stuffings shoved inside the face.


    Hmmmmm...

    I thought he had a point. Makeup conceals so many things. Including uglier things.

    So would one still be rated a beauty if she is only pretty after makeup?


    *ponders*

    Well, forget "200 pounds beauty".
    Or the Japanese drama (Seikei Bijin / 整形美人/ Artificial Beauty) of the same storyline.

    The female lead finding true love despite the male lead knowing she is artificial beauty.


    Face it.
    There are cases where the guy still dumps the gal after finding out she is artificial upon the birth of their child. Well, of course, that's after an accusation her of having an affair when he realised the child looked so ugly and different, but it turned out to be his kid...and problem lies that she isn't original.


    -_-'


    Life is cruel, isn't it?

    What if one day all the make-up factories break down?
    Or had to close down (in order to cut down on fuel and save the Earth. =p)

    There will be no supply of make-up.... NOTHING for ppl to hide behind with.

    Will it destroy your life in any way?
    Or your perception of your dearest, friends?

    Wouldn't you be shocked to find out the person you sat next to looks nothing like what you see every morning?

    lol...

    One thing is for sure. My neighbour would probably hide in her house forever.

    She once told us that she has never left the house without makeup. Not for the past 30 years of her life. She voiced out that she feels insecure without it. Well, i wonder.... doesn't make-up sound like opium now? LOL

    And oh not to forget, the numerous stories of the following:

    Husband reaches home, sees wife (fully dolled up). Wife is always last to sleep cos she removes her makeup only when her hubby's asleep. The next morning, wife is the first to wake up. When hubby wakes up, he opens his eyes to see a fully-dolled up wife.

    Hubby: I have never seen my wife without make-up before. It has always been like that since we got married.


    -_-''''


    Makeup does wonders.
    But i do question whether one is really a beauty after piling up layers of makeup.
    Who wouldn't be?

    And with this, i think i shall end with my......... hottest crush.

    For Elva Hsiao.

    Her eyes look incredibly amazing and sexy in the music video.





    Too bad my crush for her withered.

    After it was exposed that her eyes look nothing like that.

    And when i say nothing, it means nothing...

    But expected. She never looked that good in the past..... Her eyes were known to be tiny....

    And enclosed is a photo of her.....without makeup.



    .....



    U WISH LA.

    Go and search yourself. I'm too lazy.

    But check out this amazing video.

    The makeover of an ordinary girl into covergirl. ~_^

    The wonders of makeup.


    3:21 AM

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    Monday, March 3, 2008

    And Mas Selamat has been missing for *counts* 96+ 8 = 104 hours.

    *CHOKES*

    WHERE IS HE???????

    I have to admit, I'm a bit disturbed by his escape. Perhaps, not others. Most are confident that the police will catch him soon.

    Me?

    Yesh. I-am-confident-that-he-will-be-caught-but-in-the-midst-of-his-disappearance-he-could-have-planted-something-somewhere.

    Yes....just maybe... he might decide to plant an apple tree in Bukit Timah Nature Reserve.

    ARGH.

    That man is crazy. I'm totally shocked when the newspaper today decided to publish on his background. It managed to paint such a nice picture of him.

    He is such a normal man.

    Not so normal now. Since Interpol is after him..

    How the hell did he escape?

    I shall not blog abt my analysis. I think there is no need to speculate. (We all know it is not just a mere simple toilet break escape. That is the picture painted to us by the governement in order to appease us.......that we are in no danger.)


    *scratches wood*

    Anyway,

    I wish he surrenders soon. LOL..

    Honestly, the photos of the police on guard do not look too.....great.

    Most of the ppl on duty look sleepy.

    I understand they are getting exhausted after being on extra long duties now that they have to scour around the island for him...

    BUT..

    I seriously doubt most of them are in full alert.

    Anyway, all the best to them. They are doing a great job so far.......

    okok..*abrupt end*


    -----------------

    Caught a documentary on "National Geographic" yesterday.

    It shattered a myth that I've always believed in.


    The monster in Loch Ness is fake...

    zzzzzz..

    To keep it short, it is scentifically proven so cos:

    1. the Nessie's head that was taken was actually a dinosaur toy. The prank was done by someone... (zzz) but he asked a surgeon to pretend he took the photo . As a surgeon's reputation is thought to be respectable, everyone believed the photo was real.

    2. The extremely wierd ripples formation (Serpent Wave) was caused by earthquakes as it is quite near to a fault (forgot the name) near Guatanmala (spelling?) . The tremors interfered with the cold-vs-warm currents, causing such formation.

    It was an amazing show. Hahaz.. got me glued to the tv for a while (and forgot abt the JI guy).

    Anyway i think the show is called "Naked Science".

    *thumbs up*

    12:38 AM

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